You don't have money, you don't have a partner, and you don't have a job, but you can always be the protagonist of the movie you create in your head. You don't need anyone to ruin your day because you're already good at ruining it yourself. Your Insta crush doesn't notice you, maybe because you're more kebab than human? It doesn't matter; your five-euro thrift store look gives you the superpower you need to feel like an unapologetic diva in a La Zowi music video. Kisses xoxo!